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Alan Picked This Fight Himself | Two and a Half Men
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Season 7 Episode 14: Crude and Uncalled For
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Take Advantage of Charlie While You Can | Two and a Half Men
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“That’ll do it.” Season 8 Episode 9: A Good Time in Central Africa Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Berta Leaves Alan Unread | Two and a Half Men
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“Hey! I was trying to walk and text!” Season 9 Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
This Bathroom Trip Seems Promising | Two and a Half Men
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“And what you’re left with is a fat kid dancing in shrimp.” Season 5 Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
The Greatest Dinner in Harper History | Two and a Half Men
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“Easy for you to say. You’re not marrying into the Addams family.” Season 3 Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Berta Is Full of Relationship Advice | Two and a Half Men
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“Great stocking stuffer for Christmas. I’ll act surprised.” Season 7 Episode 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Is Alan’s Success Charlie’s Greatest Failure? | Two and a Half Men
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“He may go up on the curb a couple times, but he’ll getcha there.” Season 3 Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Jake and Alan Watch the Latest Downfall | Two and a Half Men
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“What do they have for breakfast over there, a bowl of goodbyes?” Season 9 Episode 11: What a Lovely Landing Strip Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
The Wonderful World of Lying Alan Harper | Two and a Half Men
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“How am I gonna play this? Dishonestly.” Season 9 Episode 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Charlie’s Love Knows No Bounds | Two and a Half Men
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Charlie’s Love Knows No Bounds | Two and a Half Men
Supercut: Alan Blew It, Again. | Two and a Half Men
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Supercut: Alan Blew It, Again. | Two and a Half Men
All We Can Do Now Is Drink | Two and a Half Men
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All We Can Do Now Is Drink | Two and a Half Men
Don’t Worry Alan, It’s Not Funny Twice | Two and a Half Men
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Don’t Worry Alan, It’s Not Funny Twice | Two and a Half Men
Evelyn Isn’t Thrilled by Alan’s Setback | Two and a Half Men
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Evelyn Isn’t Thrilled by Alan’s Setback | Two and a Half Men
The Strange Lady Is Back | Two and a Half Men
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The Strange Lady Is Back | Two and a Half Men
I Knew it Wasn’t the Security Guard | Two and a Half Men
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I Knew it Wasn’t the Security Guard | Two and a Half Men
I Want My Watch Back | Two and a Half Men
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I Want My Watch Back | Two and a Half Men
This Time, Jake Spilled the Vegas Beans | Two and a Half Men
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This Time, Jake Spilled the Vegas Beans | Two and a Half Men
Too Bad Charlie Doesn’t Work for Hallmark | Two and a Half Men
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Too Bad Charlie Doesn’t Work for Hallmark | Two and a Half Men
Wait a Minute, Who’s Alan Harper? | Two and a Half Men
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Wait a Minute, Who’s Alan Harper? | Two and a Half Men
Stingy Alan, Meet Conman Charlie | Two and a Half Men
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Stingy Alan, Meet Conman Charlie | Two and a Half Men
Which One of You Is the Mommy? | Two and a Half Men
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Which One of You Is the Mommy? | Two and a Half Men
Are We Sure Alan Isn’t Gay? | Two and a Half Men
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Are We Sure Alan Isn’t Gay? | Two and a Half Men
Alan? In Spin Class? Yeah Right! | Two and a Half Men
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Alan? In Spin Class? Yeah Right! | Two and a Half Men
Is Alan a Little Slow? | Two and a Half Men
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Is Alan a Little Slow? | Two and a Half Men
Introducing the Latest Olympic Sport | Two and a Half Men
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Introducing the Latest Olympic Sport | Two and a Half Men
Supercut: Rose Is a No Good Stalker | Two and a Half Men
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Supercut: Rose Is a No Good Stalker | Two and a Half Men
You Brought Jake to Meet My New Beau? | Two and a Half Men
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You Brought Jake to Meet My New Beau? | Two and a Half Men
Insider Information Says Charlie Was Dumped | Two and a Half Men
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Insider Information Says Charlie Was Dumped | Two and a Half Men
Spoiler: Charlie Uses Jake to Get Laid | Two and a Half Men
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Spoiler: Charlie Uses Jake to Get Laid | Two and a Half Men

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  • @cockerspanielfan56
    @cockerspanielfan56 Хвилина тому

    Be more clear 😂?! Oh that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Taking it to next level literally means like having sex or like what the woman wanted, a three some. And that is why he has had failed marriages and relationships. He always screws things up.

  • @patrickdenengelse9293
    @patrickdenengelse9293 5 хвилин тому

    Chelsea was the hottest of them all.

  • @Me-qp8vz
    @Me-qp8vz 2 години тому

    They stole this scene off of Cheers!

  • @brendalee831
    @brendalee831 2 години тому

    one of the best comedy shows ever, I miss it

  • @jackventure3703
    @jackventure3703 3 години тому

    The ending we all deserved.

  • @ILoveCougars26
    @ILoveCougars26 3 години тому

    They both have STDs in real life

  • @jackcuellar357
    @jackcuellar357 4 години тому

    Whine, whine, ignorant alan. Dislike annoying alan maybe he is a good actor. Or it could be good writers. I wouldn't watch him in anything else. Don't find him attractive or funny

  • @michacieslak2346
    @michacieslak2346 4 години тому

    Really I'm glowing? Oh Alan was really more than half way there xD And to be honest - if season 9 was not Walden, but Alan and Herb, it could've been still on air.

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 5 годин тому

    2:19 So ... what is it you wanted to tell me?

  • @user-gl1yt8re7i
    @user-gl1yt8re7i 8 годин тому

    He had better get some after knocking him out😂❤

  • @TheotherLumbergh
    @TheotherLumbergh 8 годин тому

    I dont watch it when its a walden episode berta and Charlie literally made the show

  • @sytestorm
    @sytestorm 8 годин тому

    Alan is a weird creep, ofcourse she will go with another man if you start talking about sex the first thing he does

  • @ZeuzBluez
    @ZeuzBluez 11 годин тому

    I sit in that couch😂

  • @jamescox6135
    @jamescox6135 11 годин тому

    How much of a wuss Alan is I could swear he was gay 😅

  • @fungustonge
    @fungustonge 11 годин тому

    I still think 🤔 CHARLIE should be horse whipped for Fing up a good tang GOMORRAHWOOD this is how the CLUELESS LIVE AMONG US.. He didn't have a problem exposing it's 🤣complicated life of a AIR HEAD

  • @abrahamgallegossanchez6820
    @abrahamgallegossanchez6820 11 годин тому

    They still had arcades cool.

  • @ricksaunders8074
    @ricksaunders8074 12 годин тому

    Why would she move in with her dad when she owns a apartment building They are never full 100%

  • @youknow227
    @youknow227 12 годин тому

    I remember this, Alan punched him, she went with the man to the hospital, and Alan spent the night in jail because Charlie wouldn't pick him up Because he was sleeping with Chelsea

  • @user-ke7yz9no8h
    @user-ke7yz9no8h 13 годин тому

    I really really really miss this show!!! With Charlie sheen of course.

  • @lukesmith720
    @lukesmith720 13 годин тому

    Poor Herb deserves better

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 13 годин тому

    2:04 Punch

  • @guidomaes44
    @guidomaes44 14 годин тому

    What 's the problem here?

  • @anthonynarlock8692
    @anthonynarlock8692 14 годин тому

    Alan is a dumb ass to strike others

  • @Jamesthevampire7172
    @Jamesthevampire7172 14 годин тому

    2:03.2:04.2:08.

  • @mygoodnessmate
    @mygoodnessmate 15 годин тому

    Based Alan.

  • @jayvee4907
    @jayvee4907 16 годин тому

    This was a stupid episode

  • @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation
    @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation 16 годин тому

    2:08 “How’s that bitch?” 😂😂😂 That’s my favorite Alan moment. Stood up for himself and that’s the only time he won a fight.

    • @summertime6785
      @summertime6785 12 годин тому

      Yeah, but he did get arrested and his date took the guy to the emergency room. So a win and a lose for Alan.

  • @marcuspeters3894
    @marcuspeters3894 16 годин тому

    Alan you really embrass your self imagine the desrespect you knock him Out and you she still took Marcus with her

  • @generalideer6421
    @generalideer6421 16 годин тому

    Alan should have just let her go. It was going nowhere and he would not have to pay for half the dinner bill.

    • @728yamaha
      @728yamaha 14 годин тому

      Dammit you beat me to it. We all know how Alan always dodged paying the bill, he had an easy out that time.

  • @melanieruttle1515
    @melanieruttle1515 16 годин тому

    Why Alan does believe things. ? Anything’s or Jake tells story what he did I mostly like a Berta? Stating Laugh She does believe Jake true. That’s keep me laughing too i thinking it’s funny 😄 true Kinda believe that’s

  • @robertderice87
    @robertderice87 16 годин тому

    Bertha is the best

  • @michaelmonteiro2748
    @michaelmonteiro2748 17 годин тому

    two and half man 👨 is my drunk show

  • @summertime6785
    @summertime6785 17 годин тому

    … So basically most women who Alan dates?

  • @johnkirby4290
    @johnkirby4290 17 годин тому

    The kid is a great actor. Really helped make the show.🏴‍☠️

  • @jclabrador_2003
    @jclabrador_2003 18 годин тому

    NEVER PUNCH PEOPLE IN A RESTAURANT.

  • @darkwarriormaster9644
    @darkwarriormaster9644 18 годин тому

    I’m on Marcus’ side. Alan didn’t have a shot in Hell, so he should have just cut his losses right then and there.

    • @Hyogasaint
      @Hyogasaint 18 годин тому

      Its called respect. It doesnt matter if Alan had a chance or not, you dont go after a woman in a date. Its rude and disrepectful. If you are interested in the woman, you wait until she dumps the loser and play your cards. She already noticed him, it was a matter of time until she cut Alan and go for Marcus.

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 16 годин тому

      hyogasaint+ no matter what he disrespect him now alan should made that chick eat the cake

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 16 годин тому

      Are you a toddIer? What an asinine thing to even "pick a side" in this situation.

    • @bilalrashad6636
      @bilalrashad6636 15 годин тому

      @darkwarriormaster9644 You don't hit on another person's date in front of them, some lines you just don't cross

    • @charlespeakjr2168
      @charlespeakjr2168 13 годин тому

      ​@@bilalrashad6636You're right. Poaching or cock-blocking on someone else's date is just wrong.

  • @aristidastankus8043
    @aristidastankus8043 18 годин тому

    Alan punching Marcus cracks me up! 🤣

  • @redips
    @redips 19 годин тому

    That jerk started it, i believe what Alan did was justified and the first time he grew a pair. lol

    • @summertime6785
      @summertime6785 18 годин тому

      Still, you don’t throw the first punch. That’s a sure fire way to get arrested, especially in a crowded restaurant.

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 17 годин тому

      Man screwed that he got what was coming

    • @310bound
      @310bound 17 годин тому

      @@georgebrice8329lol thank you

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 17 годин тому

      310bound+ maybe it was bad alan coming out

    • @redips
      @redips 16 годин тому

      @@georgebrice8329 i thought there was no Bad Alan. Charlie stole the silly putty and got him in trouble. lol

  • @fredrichardson8647
    @fredrichardson8647 19 годин тому

    hey alan your are the loser

  • @nissansentraglx
    @nissansentraglx 19 годин тому

    Another suave singles date? First month is free.

  • @senorromantico7723
    @senorromantico7723 19 годин тому

    To be fair based on Alan's fruity little drink it's safe to assume that he thought they were best friends.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 16 годин тому

      "To be fair"? Have you ever been on a date before in your life?

    • @senorromantico7723
      @senorromantico7723 7 годин тому

      @@redacted2275 Just say what you want.

  • @summertime6785
    @summertime6785 19 годин тому

    To add insult to injury, after Alan was arrested, his date went home with the guy he punched.

    • @darkwarriormaster9644
      @darkwarriormaster9644 18 годин тому

      Remind me, how exactly did Alan’s lawyer get the assault charges dropped?

    • @aristidastankus8043
      @aristidastankus8043 18 годин тому

      And how did Alan get arrested for that bar fight? Did his date call the police?

    • @summertime6785
      @summertime6785 18 годин тому

      @@aristidastankus8043I’m guessing the restaurant owner did, considering Alan threw the first punch.

    • @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation
      @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation 16 годин тому

      I think she took the guy to the emergency room too while Alan was waiting for Charlie all night to bail him out.

    • @gustavomarques4097
      @gustavomarques4097 14 годин тому

      ​​@@darkwarriormaster9644 The guy had previous history of bar fights and public intoxication, or something to that effect. The lawsuit part was just stirring the plot to bond Chelsea and Brad (lawyer)...

  • @brysonhardy9082
    @brysonhardy9082 19 годин тому

    How did Alan threw a first punch like this?

    • @summertime6785
      @summertime6785 19 годин тому

      … Years of repressed rage?

    • @uppanadam
      @uppanadam 19 годин тому

      Well...years of pent up mother/son issues!! Ex wife issues!! It just happened ya know?? LOL!!

    • @joemag6032
      @joemag6032 19 годин тому

      Alan pretended that the other guy was actually Charlie .

  • @johnquick7576
    @johnquick7576 19 годин тому

    Great show and we all owe Norman Lear for his bold move in television comedy

  • @ZubairKhan-vs8fe
    @ZubairKhan-vs8fe 20 годин тому

    The piano music perfects the scene

  • @Thanos_Freakshow795
    @Thanos_Freakshow795 20 годин тому

    51:37 - 51:58

  • @onesmuskalembwe1757
    @onesmuskalembwe1757 21 годину тому

    Charlie playing the piano was on point....😂😂

  • @h1888d
    @h1888d 23 години тому

    This is by far the best show i have watched...even beats Friends. I keep watching snippets of few mins almost every day!. Chuck Lore and Lee A are the best!.

  • @SpongeBobfan3646
    @SpongeBobfan3646 23 години тому

    Wow great seeing D.B. Sweeney as Larry. I had a massive crush on him growing up.

  • @ESiHo
    @ESiHo 23 години тому

    I thought they lived next to the ocean. Not the sea.