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Emmy Award-nominated Two and a Half Men is a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, money, love and friendship.
Emmy Award-nominated Two and a Half Men is a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, money, love and friendship.
Alan Picked This Fight Himself | Two and a Half Men
“I know a couple tricks to weed out the losers.”
Season 7 Episode 14: Crude and Uncalled For
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Season 7 Episode 14: Crude and Uncalled For
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Take Advantage of Charlie While You Can | Two and a Half Men
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“That’ll do it.” Season 8 Episode 9: A Good Time in Central Africa Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Berta Leaves Alan Unread | Two and a Half Men
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“Hey! I was trying to walk and text!” Season 9 Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
This Bathroom Trip Seems Promising | Two and a Half Men
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“And what you’re left with is a fat kid dancing in shrimp.” Season 5 Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
The Greatest Dinner in Harper History | Two and a Half Men
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“Easy for you to say. You’re not marrying into the Addams family.” Season 3 Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Berta Is Full of Relationship Advice | Two and a Half Men
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“Great stocking stuffer for Christmas. I’ll act surprised.” Season 7 Episode 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Is Alan’s Success Charlie’s Greatest Failure? | Two and a Half Men
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“He may go up on the curb a couple times, but he’ll getcha there.” Season 3 Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Jake and Alan Watch the Latest Downfall | Two and a Half Men
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“What do they have for breakfast over there, a bowl of goodbyes?” Season 9 Episode 11: What a Lovely Landing Strip Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
The Wonderful World of Lying Alan Harper | Two and a Half Men
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“How am I gonna play this? Dishonestly.” Season 9 Episode 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food Subscribe now: ua-cam.com/channels/ljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA.html This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Charlie’s Love Knows No Bounds | Two and a Half Men
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Charlie’s Love Knows No Bounds | Two and a Half Men
Supercut: Alan Blew It, Again. | Two and a Half Men
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Supercut: Alan Blew It, Again. | Two and a Half Men
All We Can Do Now Is Drink | Two and a Half Men
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All We Can Do Now Is Drink | Two and a Half Men
Don’t Worry Alan, It’s Not Funny Twice | Two and a Half Men
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Don’t Worry Alan, It’s Not Funny Twice | Two and a Half Men
Evelyn Isn’t Thrilled by Alan’s Setback | Two and a Half Men
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Evelyn Isn’t Thrilled by Alan’s Setback | Two and a Half Men
The Strange Lady Is Back | Two and a Half Men
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The Strange Lady Is Back | Two and a Half Men
I Knew it Wasn’t the Security Guard | Two and a Half Men
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I Knew it Wasn’t the Security Guard | Two and a Half Men
I Want My Watch Back | Two and a Half Men
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I Want My Watch Back | Two and a Half Men
This Time, Jake Spilled the Vegas Beans | Two and a Half Men
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This Time, Jake Spilled the Vegas Beans | Two and a Half Men
Too Bad Charlie Doesn’t Work for Hallmark | Two and a Half Men
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Too Bad Charlie Doesn’t Work for Hallmark | Two and a Half Men
Wait a Minute, Who’s Alan Harper? | Two and a Half Men
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Wait a Minute, Who’s Alan Harper? | Two and a Half Men
Stingy Alan, Meet Conman Charlie | Two and a Half Men
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Stingy Alan, Meet Conman Charlie | Two and a Half Men
Which One of You Is the Mommy? | Two and a Half Men
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Which One of You Is the Mommy? | Two and a Half Men
Are We Sure Alan Isn’t Gay? | Two and a Half Men
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Are We Sure Alan Isn’t Gay? | Two and a Half Men
Alan? In Spin Class? Yeah Right! | Two and a Half Men
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Alan? In Spin Class? Yeah Right! | Two and a Half Men
Is Alan a Little Slow? | Two and a Half Men
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Is Alan a Little Slow? | Two and a Half Men
Introducing the Latest Olympic Sport | Two and a Half Men
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Introducing the Latest Olympic Sport | Two and a Half Men
Supercut: Rose Is a No Good Stalker | Two and a Half Men
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Supercut: Rose Is a No Good Stalker | Two and a Half Men
You Brought Jake to Meet My New Beau? | Two and a Half Men
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You Brought Jake to Meet My New Beau? | Two and a Half Men
Insider Information Says Charlie Was Dumped | Two and a Half Men
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Insider Information Says Charlie Was Dumped | Two and a Half Men
Spoiler: Charlie Uses Jake to Get Laid | Two and a Half Men
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Spoiler: Charlie Uses Jake to Get Laid | Two and a Half Men
Be more clear 😂?! Oh that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Taking it to next level literally means like having sex or like what the woman wanted, a three some. And that is why he has had failed marriages and relationships. He always screws things up.
Chelsea was the hottest of them all.
They stole this scene off of Cheers!
one of the best comedy shows ever, I miss it
The ending we all deserved.
They both have STDs in real life
Whine, whine, ignorant alan. Dislike annoying alan maybe he is a good actor. Or it could be good writers. I wouldn't watch him in anything else. Don't find him attractive or funny
Really I'm glowing? Oh Alan was really more than half way there xD And to be honest - if season 9 was not Walden, but Alan and Herb, it could've been still on air.
2:19 So ... what is it you wanted to tell me?
He had better get some after knocking him out😂❤
I dont watch it when its a walden episode berta and Charlie literally made the show
Alan is a weird creep, ofcourse she will go with another man if you start talking about sex the first thing he does
I sit in that couch😂
How much of a wuss Alan is I could swear he was gay 😅
I still think 🤔 CHARLIE should be horse whipped for Fing up a good tang GOMORRAHWOOD this is how the CLUELESS LIVE AMONG US.. He didn't have a problem exposing it's 🤣complicated life of a AIR HEAD
They still had arcades cool.
Why would she move in with her dad when she owns a apartment building They are never full 100%
I remember this, Alan punched him, she went with the man to the hospital, and Alan spent the night in jail because Charlie wouldn't pick him up Because he was sleeping with Chelsea
I really really really miss this show!!! With Charlie sheen of course.
Poor Herb deserves better
2:04 Punch
What 's the problem here?
Alan is a dumb ass to strike others
2:03.2:04.2:08.
Based Alan.
This was a stupid episode
2:08 “How’s that bitch?” 😂😂😂 That’s my favorite Alan moment. Stood up for himself and that’s the only time he won a fight.
Yeah, but he did get arrested and his date took the guy to the emergency room. So a win and a lose for Alan.
Alan you really embrass your self imagine the desrespect you knock him Out and you she still took Marcus with her
Alan should have just let her go. It was going nowhere and he would not have to pay for half the dinner bill.
Dammit you beat me to it. We all know how Alan always dodged paying the bill, he had an easy out that time.
Why Alan does believe things. ? Anything’s or Jake tells story what he did I mostly like a Berta? Stating Laugh She does believe Jake true. That’s keep me laughing too i thinking it’s funny 😄 true Kinda believe that’s
Bertha is the best
two and half man 👨 is my drunk show
… So basically most women who Alan dates?
The kid is a great actor. Really helped make the show.🏴☠️
NEVER PUNCH PEOPLE IN A RESTAURANT.
I’m on Marcus’ side. Alan didn’t have a shot in Hell, so he should have just cut his losses right then and there.
Its called respect. It doesnt matter if Alan had a chance or not, you dont go after a woman in a date. Its rude and disrepectful. If you are interested in the woman, you wait until she dumps the loser and play your cards. She already noticed him, it was a matter of time until she cut Alan and go for Marcus.
hyogasaint+ no matter what he disrespect him now alan should made that chick eat the cake
Are you a toddIer? What an asinine thing to even "pick a side" in this situation.
@darkwarriormaster9644 You don't hit on another person's date in front of them, some lines you just don't cross
@@bilalrashad6636You're right. Poaching or cock-blocking on someone else's date is just wrong.
Alan punching Marcus cracks me up! 🤣
That jerk started it, i believe what Alan did was justified and the first time he grew a pair. lol
Still, you don’t throw the first punch. That’s a sure fire way to get arrested, especially in a crowded restaurant.
Man screwed that he got what was coming
@@georgebrice8329lol thank you
310bound+ maybe it was bad alan coming out
@@georgebrice8329 i thought there was no Bad Alan. Charlie stole the silly putty and got him in trouble. lol
hey alan your are the loser
Another suave singles date? First month is free.
To be fair based on Alan's fruity little drink it's safe to assume that he thought they were best friends.
"To be fair"? Have you ever been on a date before in your life?
@@redacted2275 Just say what you want.
To add insult to injury, after Alan was arrested, his date went home with the guy he punched.
Remind me, how exactly did Alan’s lawyer get the assault charges dropped?
And how did Alan get arrested for that bar fight? Did his date call the police?
@@aristidastankus8043I’m guessing the restaurant owner did, considering Alan threw the first punch.
I think she took the guy to the emergency room too while Alan was waiting for Charlie all night to bail him out.
@@darkwarriormaster9644 The guy had previous history of bar fights and public intoxication, or something to that effect. The lawsuit part was just stirring the plot to bond Chelsea and Brad (lawyer)...
How did Alan threw a first punch like this?
… Years of repressed rage?
Well...years of pent up mother/son issues!! Ex wife issues!! It just happened ya know?? LOL!!
Alan pretended that the other guy was actually Charlie .
Great show and we all owe Norman Lear for his bold move in television comedy
The piano music perfects the scene
51:37 - 51:58
Charlie playing the piano was on point....😂😂
This is by far the best show i have watched...even beats Friends. I keep watching snippets of few mins almost every day!. Chuck Lore and Lee A are the best!.
Wow great seeing D.B. Sweeney as Larry. I had a massive crush on him growing up.
I thought they lived next to the ocean. Not the sea.